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“Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.”
- E.B. White
A high-speed motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky.
An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket.
"How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver asked.
The police officer pointed sombrely toward the sky.
"You mean," asked the motorist, "that even He is against me?
A learner driver is driving a car with his instructor.
The driving instructor says to him:
"Look, why don't you pay attention to the traffic signs?"
"I don't have time to look at them, I need to keep my eyes on the road!"
A witness to a car accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness.
The lawyer: "Did you actually see the accident?"
The witness: "Yes, sir."
The lawyer: "How far away were you when the accident happened?"
The witness: "Forty-two feet, six and one-quarter inches."
The lawyer (thinking he'd trap the witness): "Well, sir, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?"
The witness: "Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it. I knew some stupid lawyer would ask me that question."
A teenager buys his first car. He examined the car and noticed that the oil was leaking.
“What is this? It seems to me that the oil is leaking?” – asked a young man.
“Of course not! That's just sweat from all of that horsepower!” - a seller said.
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